|| Who or what
I sure hope that you didn't get to this page
in search of Emo music because, well, you're not going to find anything
about that here.
Emo is a pet rock. Whether that makes him a who or a what...
well, I'm not certain. I am certain, however, that he is an Angry
In case, you're wondering, he is named after the Emo genre of rock
music. I'll leave my "social commentary" or lack
thereof up to the viewer. Let's just say that some friends
and I view Emo (music) as sort of an in-joke. Emo (the pet rock)
kinda grew out of that, in a way.
And, by the way, Emo didn't get a gift from you on his birthday.
He's very upset about that. He's pretty sensitive for a pet rock...
Star Sign: Emo doesn't like labels.
Birthdate: What do you care? You won't buy
him a present...
Hobbies: Skulking, Grousing, Being Angry
Dislikes: Just about everything, it seems.
Dream: To be big Really Big.